It's All in the Image

So, the higher-ups in the marketing department say you need a good partner to soften your aesthetic of... you know, "murder everyone around me for gold." We've got two focus group approved goblins over there ready to go, so go take your pick. Sassy will handle the paperwork. Oh, don't give me that look. You only gotta forever-love each other in front of the public. Once the cameras are off, no one cares. It'll be great for your reputation!