Expired Goods

Now then, on to business. I hear tale that your world is full of heroes on adventure. And where there's adventurers, there's need for storing their treasures. Always. Thus, you have turned to our kin to keep them safely deposited between realms. Yet not one of you read the contract. We have since ceased such services and returned goods to their owners. You and I, ‹name›, are selling opportunities to purchase what remains. Blind of course. Help me prepare.