Harvester of Desire

So, here's the sketch: we muck you up to look like one of the servants. This stuff is protected by anti-theft so if 'em clothes think they are being stolen they teleport back here, you an' all. You "should" be able to reach the Countess with your message. Just smile, nod, do as you're told, don't talk to anyone, and don't make eye contact with anything that's got wings. They'll know you shouldn't be there.