The Bogpaddle Bullet

I've heard stories about a road to the Swamp of Sorrows. Mysterious tales of a meandering mountain pathway that completely bypasses Redridge and poops you right out into Bogpaddle! If you run out of things to do, I suppose you'll have to leave. And we'll all be sad. When you do leave, talk to Sharon Boomgetter in the southeastern corner of the Steppes. She'll give you a ride. <Oralius tilts his head, as if listening to something.> Winky? WINKY! NO!